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  1. hypotheticalyiff:

    peetamellarkeys:

    birdthenerd:

    I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

    it’s exactly what you think it is

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  2. owldude:

    voidethered:

    ask-omnipony:

    luckydreaming:

    Are fedoras really that bad?

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    YES YES THEY ARE

    I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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    I mean it’s a hat.

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    Right..?

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    The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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    I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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    Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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    WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    son.

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  3. foxalpha:

    falstafff:

    i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
    think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

    as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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  4. octoberwaffle:

    I got bored at work.

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  5. saintlukas:

    this is the only vine that matters

    (Source: ramengleesh, via gnarly)

     
     

  6. amazed:

    I follow back everyone!

    (Source: extinto)

     

  7. callmeoutis:

    i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

    (Source: iraffiruse, via joshpeck)

     


  8. hayleyismyonlyexception:

    ohmyhayleywilliams:

    yeahyork:

    heckyeahayley:

    Now I know what heaven feels like

    If you don’t think Hayley’s vocals are best then you’re lying to yourself

    utter perfection <3

    I will love this version forever ♥

    (Source: thisisaparamoreblog, via basemehnt)

     


    1. Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
    2. Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
    3. Brother: Really?
    4. Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
    5. Brother:
    6. Me:
    7. Brother: ???
    8. Me: ... fine as hell.
     

  9. stereobouquet:

    Oli Sykes at APMAs. My photograph/edit, please don't repost.

    (via folly-a-deux)